Protest Ready and Pride Approved

Why Choose Hubbub?

Because yelling at strangers is frowned upon but fabric is
still legal (for now)

They are perfect for marches, rallies, and
passive-aggressive  family holidays

Appear edgy without actually
doing anything dangerous.

Shop by Message

Q: Do I really need another T-shirt or is this just emotional shopping again?

 

 

 

 

 

A: You do need another T-shirt. In fact, experts (me, I’m the expert) agree that         your entire emotional stability hinges on acquiring exactly one more piece         of cotton with words on it. If you don’t buy it, a tiny alarm goes off in the             universe and a committee of judgmental raccoons meets to discuss your           life choices.

     So yes—buy the shirt. Save yourself from the raccoon tribunal.

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Q: Will this shirt start arguments, or just enhance the ones I’m already
     having?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     A: This shirt will 100% start arguments – mostly with household appliances.
      The moment you put it on, your toaster will develop strong political
      opinions, and your vacuum cleaner will begin passive-aggressively
      bumping into your feet like it’s disappointed in your choices. Humans might        argue too, but honestly, your blender is the real menace here.

FAQs

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Our short-sleeved T-shirts boast 100% cotton, because they’re too pure and precious to mingle with any other fabric. The long-sleeved tees are 85% cotton and 15% polyester, a thoughtful blend engineered to keep the sleeves from instantly surrendering the moment you try to bend your arms like a functional adult. Hoodies cling to the fantasy with 100% cotton, like they’re too good for modern textiles. And the sweatshirts? A chaotic little smoothie of 48.9% polyester, 43.4% cotton, and 7.7% spandex, perfect for people who want to feel like they’re being gently hugged by a math problem.

Returns Policy

  • Please reach out to us at [email protected] within 7 days of receiving your order.
  • Include in the email:
    • Your order number;
    • Photos, where relevant, of the issues.

What happens next?

  • We aim to process all requests within 7 working days.
  • If your return or refund request is approved, please contact our customer service team to obtain the correct return address and instructions. Returns sent without prior confirmation may not be accepted.
  • Tapstitch will not accept unconfirmed returns.

Returned items

  • All returned items should be unused, unworn, and unwashed. 
  • Tapstitch does not accept worn, stained, damaged, or altered items. 
  • We do not provide freight-to-collect (FTC) service for returning the package; the return shipping cost will be at your own expense.

Refund

  • If your refund request is confirmed, Tapstich will return the money to the account used to pay for the order in the currency it was initially bought in.

Can all items ordered from Tapstitch be returned?

Our return policy applies to most items, but a few exceptions exist. Those listed below cannot be returned:

  • For hygiene reasons, tights, underwear, pajamas, swimsuits, socks, and masks cannot be returned;
  • Sample items;
  • Deliberately damaged items;
  • Items sent back for return more than 7 days from the date of receipt;
  • Items accurately printed according to the designs or tech packs provided to Tapstitch that the purchaser decides are not what they intended or no longer want;
  • Items deemed to no longer be required due to delayed delivery are delayed due to misinformation provided to Tapstitch, such as the recipient’s incorrect phone number or shipping address.

Can I cancel my order and get a refund before my order arrives?

  • Orders that have yet to enter production can be canceled in their entirety.
  • Orders that have entered production but have yet to be posted can have their shipping canceled and the fee refunded.
  • Should you wish to cancel your order, please get in touch with Tapstitch’s customer service team at [email protected]

Our shirts may cause some euphoria – I mean, afterall, you are changing the world!

Q: Will staring at the tracking page help speed up delivery?
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     



A: Staring at the tracking page absolutely makes shipping faster—by which I           mean it summons a small, invisible postal goblin who sprints your package       across state lines powered solely by your spiraling anxiety.

     The goblin’s name is Glarb. He runs faster when you refresh repeatedly and       slower if you try to get on with your life.

     So yes, keep staring. Glarb lives for this.

New Designs Coming Soon

Q: I heard your shirts repel MAGA lemmings. Is this true?
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     A: For the most part. In some cases it will drive them over the edge where you can stand and wave Bye-Bye!